Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Contrary Contradictions

Oh! Turn down the music,Rose.
It's too loud.
Jeanne's trying to do paperwork.
Volume 10.
Out of volumes 0 to 30.
Stop playing the guitar, Rose.
It's too late at night.
8:58 P.M.
Go to bed, Rose!
It's ten o'clock.
Two hours later.
Their light is still on.
Hey Rose, can you help us with this crossword puzzle?
Sorry Rose, I don't have time right now; we're eating.
Stop reading at the breakfast table, Rose!
Stop using the computer, go read!
Schoolwork is the first priority!
Just look at your room! You could at least try to keep it clean.
The hot glue gun is only supposed to be used in the studio, Rose.
Stop hiding away in the studio, and help with the chores!
Rose, could you show me how to send an e-mail again, I forgot.
You're going too fast, Rose, I don't understand.
We're too tired to drive anywhere tonight, Rose, we work all day, and you sit on your butt at school.
My allergies, Rose, shut that window!
Your room smells like dirty laundry; open the window a bit!
No matches in your room, Rose.
All these candles, Rose, you never use them.
Don't laze around, go outside and play!
It's muddy outside, and you'll get all dirty!
Don't kick the ball into the flowerbeds!
Practice soccer with your sister!
Rose, dinner!
Rose, stop eating all the pretzels!
Rose!
Rose!
Rose!
Et cetera.

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